You know that old saying, “You can’t polish a turd.” Not true.

Here’s how I polished my own.

#1. Erase wrinkles

#2. Erase bags under eyes and squint

#3. Even out fang teeth

#4. Get rid of 5 oClock shadow

#5. Straighten deformed chin

#6. Even out blotchy skin color

Done! (And almost good enough for a book cover.)

Sam Ingersoll